Well, the online dating rant is back. Don’t worry; there is always plenty to bitch about when it comes to “attempting” to meet a man. I mean I can meet someone to fuck; I can meet someone that has the back to front comb over that wants to “walk on the beach” and is an “incurable romantic,” blah, blah, blah….. Or like the following text conversation I can meet weirdo’s that enjoy sexually objectifying women by means of text message. This one is between Elko E. and my self.
Elko: Hey. CutieElko: Hi babydoll.
Me: What’s goin on
Elko: Not a lot baby, just Hangn out ;)
Me: Nice. Just got home from a jazz concert at unr
Elko: Very kewl. (I know I know he actually used “kewl”)
Me: Very cool indeed. It was fucking mind blowing amazing. Music fees my soul.
Elko: I’d like to feed you. (really he said that) ;)
Me: (after a pregnant pause to decide how to respond)
Not sure how to take that to be honest. Fairly certain you meant that in an “nc-17” rated way. REALLY?
Elko: In a hung way babe ;)
So you see what I mean. Here was a man that really only wanted to “sext” or what ever. Which is funny because the very first thing I said to him was “I don’t sext.” So I can only assume that he has Mommy issues and needs to put himself on a pedestal for me to go down on. Well, I didn’t respond to him that night, and I actually received a “Morning sexy” message the next day. Wow…..
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