Saturday, November 13, 2010

Somethings Shouldn't Be Talked About Pre-Coffee

I knew when I started online dating I would be in for some adventures with the opposite sex. This is Reno, NV after all. It is a town full of “whore culture,” as I like to call it. But even in Reno being offered a 3-way before 9 a.m. is out of the ordinary. Having my sexuality questioned by someone I don’t know is new as well. With whom I share my sheets is my business, if I share them with you, then we can talk 3-ways. Perhaps offering to buy me dinner would be a better segue into pre-coital conversation rather than yahoo.com instant messanger.

HIM: are you bi/bi-curious?

ME: Are you asking me if I'm into chicks or if I like bi guys

HIM:do you like girls?

ME:depends on the woman. not usually in a 3 some way though. not my thing

HIM:gotcha

ME:Is that your online dating goal? 3 way?

ME:hahaha! love it!

HIM:not my "goal" but i do have a friend (with benefits) that is alway interested in fmf play

HIM:she inexperienced but want to "get into it:"

HIM:very cool lady

ME:ahhh got it. well, lets see if we click, it not hook me up with your friend

1 comment:

  1. And THAT is why I am so happy not to be dating anymore! There are so many more quality women in Reno than men. It's not fair. But I LOVE your response "lets see if we click, it not hook me up with your friend." I wish I would have thought of that!
    (I signed in with my LJ name, but it's me Juli)

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